Coconut smoothies are the most delicious drink on the face of the earth, and now you will be able to make your very own.
Ingredients needed: coconut, blender, ice, sugar, condensed milk
Buy a coconut
Open the coconut with a machete or chainsaw
Pour the coconut water into a blender
Use a spoon to scoop out all the coconut meat from inside the coconut into the blender
Pour ice into the blender (1-2 cups)
Pour condensed milk into the blender (1-2 spoons worth)
Pour sugar water* into the blender
*heat a mug half-filled with water in the microwave for 2.5 minutes, put about 5-6 spoonfulls of table sugar into the hot water and stir it well – add this sugar water concoction to your coconut smoothie, the amount you will add is taste dependent. You can put a lid on your sugar water, put it in the fridge and use it again next time.
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